Anika Wells Dodges Travel Expense Questions By Flying To Maldives For ‘Heaps Urgent’ Meeting
Communications Minister Anika (Skyworker) Wells has reportedly taken to the skies once again, this time jetting off to the Maldives…
Gov Denies Fly Outbreak Linked To Surge Of Indian Migrants And French Tourist
CANBERRA — The Federal Government has dismissed growing speculation that Australia’s early-summer fly explosion has anything to do with the…
Pauline Hanson Snags $27 Million Grant After Govt Mistakes Her For ‘National Imams Council’ Rep
In a bureaucratic mix-up, Pauline Hanson reportedly walked off with a $27 million government grant after officials confused her with…
Sussan Ley Moves To Expel Andrew Hastie From Liberal Party For Wearing Hugo Boss
In what analysts are calling “the single most convoluted morality crusade of the decade,” Liberal MP Susan Ley has reportedly…
Senator Threatens To Burn Down Parliament House If Peace Gaza Continues
Despite a newly brokered ceasefire, crowds are still marching through the streets of Sydney and Melbourne, chanting and waving signs…
Hamas has congratulated Jewish actress Hannah Einbinder for her “courage” in speaking out on stage — before immediately threatening to stone her to death for the dual crimes of speaking publicly and being Jewish.
The congratulatory clip circulated on Hamas-controlled TV before editors blurred out Einbinder’s shoulders, citing indecency. “We support women having a…
‘Tolerant Left’ Says Jacinta Price Is Free To Speak At Utah University Anytime
The “Tolerant Left” have generously announced that Jacinta Nampijinpa Price is welcome to speak at Utah University whenever she likes…
Greta’s Flotilla Arrives in Bondi After Mistaking It For The Gaza Coast
In what experts are calling “a navigational hiccup of historic proportions,” Greta Thunberg’s flotilla, en route to Gaza, somehow ended…
Dictator Dan Returns From China Disguised As An iSiS Bride
In the most on-brand move since banning playgrounds and building a shrine to himself, Dictator Dan has reportedly slipped back…
Police Release Image Of White Supremacist Who Attended The “Far Right Extremist” March For Australia
MELBOURNE, VIC — Victoria Police have released an image of a “dangerous white supremacist” said to have attended the March…