Marrickville Plunged Into Lockdown After Child Dressed As Donald Trump Terrifies Residents
Marrickville has reportedly broken its record for triple-zero calls today after an 11-year-old boy dressed as Donald Trump went door-to-door…
PM Discusses Cost-Of-Living Crisis With The King Aboard Billionaire’s Mega-Yacht In The Caribbean
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has held important discussions about Australia’s cost-of-living crisis with King Charles aboard billionaire friend Andrew ‘Twiggy’…
PM Looks To Strengthen Trade Relations With Brazil By Importing Their Voting Machines
Anthony Albanese is reportedly keen to strike a free trade deal with Brazilian President Lula da Silva, exchanging Australian gas…
Labor To Tackle Growing Online Threat Of Accurate Reporting
Labor is moving to tackle one of the internet’s biggest threats: Australians finding out things that happened. Anika Wells will…
Labor Fast‑Tracks Visa For Ayatollah Brides As Iran Faces Threat Of Democracy And Freedom
Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke has announced a fast-track visa program for the Ayatollah’s brides. “We did it for ISIS…
Albanese Preps Underground Hideout After Trump Captures Far-Left Dictator
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly preparing a secret underground hideout after Donald Trump allegedly captured Venezuelan dictator…
Historic: ABC Completes Full Hour Of Honest Reporting Following On-Air Spray From Bondi Victim’s Daughter
In an unprecedented display of journalistic integrity, the ABC reportedly completed a full hour of honest reporting after the daughter…
PM Announces ‘Stronger Safeguards’ When Issuing Guns To Known ISIS-Linked Terrorists
Following the tragic Bondi shooting, Prime Minister Albanese announced today that the government will implement stronger safeguards when issuing guns…
Police Confirm New Route For Tomorrow’s Pro-Palestine Protest…Volcano Included
Sydney — Authorities have officially confirmed a new route for tomorrow’s Pro-Palestine protest, rerouting marchers away from the Opera House…
Flotilla Crew Claims They Did Have Aid On Board But Greta Ate It All
In a shocking revelation from the latest Gaza-bound flotilla, crew members insist their ship was packed with aid — but…