Marrickville Plunged Into Lockdown After Child Dressed As Donald Trump Terrifies Residents
Marrickville has reportedly broken its record for triple-zero calls today after an 11-year-old boy dressed as Donald Trump went door-to-door…
PM Admits $6M Golf Club Grant Was Used To Clean Up Raw Sewage He Left At Lakemba Mosque
Anthony Albanese has been forced to clarify his controversial $6 million Marrickville Golf Club grant after previously claiming it was…
PM Looks To Strengthen Trade Relations With Brazil By Importing Their Voting Machines
Anthony Albanese is reportedly keen to strike a free trade deal with Brazilian President Lula da Silva, exchanging Australian gas…
PM Shows Support For Helen Haines By Suspending Dirt File Until Further Notice
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly put the dirt file on independentMP Helen Haines on hold following an alleged attack…
Pre-COP Welcome Pack Updated To Include Novelty Glasses
Energy Minister Chris Bowen has updated the Pre-COP welcome pack after appearing to fall asleep during the $25 million tax-payer…
Labor To Invest Heavily In AI After Learning It Can Vastly Speed Up Destruction Of A Country
The Albanese Government is going all-in on AI, promising massive data-centre investment to fix Australia’s productivity problem. Data centres need…
PM Immediately Adds “The Nightly” To Its $96 Million Journalism Fund After Receiving Unscripted Question
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has moved to immediately add The Nightly to the Government’s $96 million journalism fund after receiving…
Labor Tightens Immigration Rules Ahead Of Election
After six weeks of waiting, Tony Burke has delivered his long-awaited National Press Club address, announcing tougher immigration rules targeting…
Faruqi Vows To Fight One Nation’s Immigration Policy After Learning She’s First On Their Deportation List
Greens Senator Mehreen Faruqi has vowed to fight One Nation’s new immigration policy after discovering a clause stating that people…
Chris Bowen Defends Excise Hike On Legal Tobacco While Blaming Firebombings On Global Warming
Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen has defended the Government’s latest tobacco excise hike, insisting the best way to defeat tobacco…