PM Who Promised No Greens Deals Announces Exciting New Greens Deal
Canberra – Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today honoured his famous promise to do “no deals with the Greens” by…
Starmer Blames Forced Resignation On Being Publicly Backed By Albo
LONDON — Keir Starmer has blamed his forced resignation on Anthony Albanese, after the Australian PM backed him as “the…
Labor Blows Entire “Stop One Nation” Donation War Chest On Glossy Protest Banner
CANBERRA — Labor’s campaign to stop One Nation reached full strength today after GetUp! interrupted Pauline Hanson’s first National Press…
Latest Poll Shows PM In Freefall, But Still Popular Amongst Hamas Supporters
CANBERRA — Labor has moved quickly to calm supporters after a new poll showed Pauline Hanson overtaking Anthony Albanese as…
“Did He Though?” PM Calls For Proof Elon Actually Raised A Trillion Dollars
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has called for proof that Elon Musk has actually become a trillionaire, after Elon…
Labor Announces Citizenships To Be Granted With All Party Donations Using Promo Code “SALAM”
CANBERRA — With One Nation’s “Fire The Liar” fundraising campaign reportedly surpassing $2.3 million, Labor has unveiled a bold new…
PM Claims “Ditch The Witch” Billboards Are Sexist Towards Whatever A Woman Is
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has condemned Melbourne’s controversial “Ditch The Witch” billboards as a sexist attack on women,…
“Temu Trotsky” Concedes “Aldi Abbott” Would Have Been Catchier
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly admitted he may have missed a golden opportunity after branding Angus Taylor…
Wong Slams Libs For Preferencing One Nation After Pauline Threatens To Deport Her If Elected
Penny Wong has slammed the Liberals for preferencing One Nation, calling it “un-Australian” — just days after Pauline Hanson joked…
Prominent Muslim Leaders Verbally Assaulted By Own Community
LAKEMBA — Prominent Muslim leaders Albo n Burke, were reportedly verbally assaulted by their own community today, despite giving $27…