PM Who Promised No Greens Deals Announces Exciting New Greens Deal
Canberra – Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today honoured his famous promise to do “no deals with the Greens” by…
Starmer Blames Forced Resignation On Being Publicly Backed By Albo
LONDON — Keir Starmer has blamed his forced resignation on Anthony Albanese, after the Australian PM backed him as “the…
Left-Wing Media Accuses Pauline Hanson Of Not Wanting To Destroy Australia
CANBERRA — Left-wing media outlets have slammed Pauline Hanson’s National Press Club speech after she unveiled the dangerous extremist policy…
Labor Blows Entire “Stop One Nation” Donation War Chest On Glossy Protest Banner
CANBERRA — Labor’s campaign to stop One Nation reached full strength today after GetUp! interrupted Pauline Hanson’s first National Press…
Labor In Damage Control After One Nation Billboard Blitz Hits Socceroos World Cup Opener
SYDNEY — Labor is in damage control after One Nation’s “Fire the Liar” campaign appeared during Australia’s opening World Cup…
Latest Poll Shows PM In Freefall, But Still Popular Amongst Hamas Supporters
CANBERRA — Labor has moved quickly to calm supporters after a new poll showed Pauline Hanson overtaking Anthony Albanese as…
Socialist Man In Dress Who Yelled “Die Pauline” Immediately Offered Job At ABC
A socialist protester who allegedly yelled “Die Pauline” outside a One Nation event has reportedly been offered a job at…
“Did He Though?” PM Calls For Proof Elon Actually Raised A Trillion Dollars
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has called for proof that Elon Musk has actually become a trillionaire, after Elon…
Labor Announces Citizenships To Be Granted With All Party Donations Using Promo Code “SALAM”
CANBERRA — With One Nation’s “Fire The Liar” fundraising campaign reportedly surpassing $2.3 million, Labor has unveiled a bold new…
Drive Home Leaves PM’s Wife Re-Examining His “Just Friends” Response About Alan Joyce
COPACABANA — A drive through the Prime Minister’s new hometown has reportedly left his wife revisiting his famous “just friends”…