PM Discusses Cost-Of-Living Crisis With The King Aboard Billionaire’s Mega-Yacht In The Caribbean
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has held important discussions about Australia’s cost-of-living crisis with King Charles aboard billionaire friend Andrew ‘Twiggy’…
PM Admits $6M Golf Club Grant Was Used To Clean Up Raw Sewage He Left At Lakemba Mosque
Anthony Albanese has been forced to clarify his controversial $6 million Marrickville Golf Club grant after previously claiming it was…
PM Looks To Strengthen Trade Relations With Brazil By Importing Their Voting Machines
Anthony Albanese is reportedly keen to strike a free trade deal with Brazilian President Lula da Silva, exchanging Australian gas…
Albanese’s 59 Personal Advisers Stumped As To Where Government Could Cut Spending
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s 59 personal advisers are reportedly struggling to identify government spending that could be cut,…
PM Shows Support For Helen Haines By Suspending Dirt File Until Further Notice
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly put the dirt file on independentMP Helen Haines on hold following an alleged attack…
Pre-COP Welcome Pack Updated To Include Novelty Glasses
Energy Minister Chris Bowen has updated the Pre-COP welcome pack after appearing to fall asleep during the $25 million tax-payer…
Universities Warn Coalition Immigration Cuts May Cause Shortage Of Students To Radicalise
Australian universities have reacted with alarm to the Coalition’s migration policy released today, which proposes cutting net overseas migration to…
Faruqi Accuses Greens Of Racism After Failing To Win Leadership
Mehreen Faruqi is reportedly devastated after the Greens elected David Shoebridge as their new leader, apparently overlooking his unfortunate condition…
Labor-Appointed RBA Chief Raises Rates, But Forecasts Significant Cuts Just Before Election.
The Reserve Bank today delivered its 16th interest rate increase since Labor took office, lifting the cash rate another 0.25%…
Freo Supporter And Alleged Traitor Andrew Hastie Denies Ordering ‘Wharfie Time’
Fremantle Dockers supporter, Andrew Hastie has denied allegations he ordered the activation of Wharfie Time, insisting there’s no way he…