Pre-COP Welcome Pack Updated To Include Novelty Glasses
Energy Minister Chris Bowen has updated the Pre-COP welcome pack after appearing to fall asleep during the $25 million tax-payer…
Universities Warn Coalition Immigration Cuts May Cause Shortage Of Students To Radicalise
Australian universities have reacted with alarm to the Coalition’s migration policy released today, which proposes cutting net overseas migration to…
Faruqi Accuses Greens Of Racism After Failing To Win Leadership
Mehreen Faruqi is reportedly devastated after the Greens elected David Shoebridge as their new leader, apparently overlooking his unfortunate condition…
Labor-Appointed RBA Chief Raises Rates, But Forecasts Significant Cuts Just Before Election.
The Reserve Bank today delivered its 16th interest rate increase since Labor took office, lifting the cash rate another 0.25%…
Freo Supporter And Alleged Traitor Andrew Hastie Denies Ordering ‘Wharfie Time’
Fremantle Dockers supporter, Andrew Hastie has denied allegations he ordered the activation of Wharfie Time, insisting there’s no way he…
Labor To Tackle Growing Online Threat Of Accurate Reporting
Labor is moving to tackle one of the internet’s biggest threats: Australians finding out things that happened. Anika Wells will…
Labor To Invest Heavily In AI After Learning It Can Vastly Speed Up Destruction Of A Country
The Albanese Government is going all-in on AI, promising massive data-centre investment to fix Australia’s productivity problem. Data centres need…
Kylie Requests Security Upgrade If Albanese Attends AFL Grand Final
Victorian security teams reportedly met this morning to discuss various scenarios, including crowd booing and the possibility of the PM…
PM Immediately Adds “The Nightly” To Its $96 Million Journalism Fund After Receiving Unscripted Question
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has moved to immediately add The Nightly to the Government’s $96 million journalism fund after receiving…
Labor Tightens Immigration Rules Ahead Of Election
After six weeks of waiting, Tony Burke has delivered his long-awaited National Press Club address, announcing tougher immigration rules targeting…