AFL Proposes 2026 Grand Final Will Feature Bollywood Entertainment Sung Entirely in Hindi
The AFL has confirmed the 2026 Grand Final will feature a Bollywood entertainment spectacular sung entirely in Hindi, completing its…
ABC Movie Critic Fired For ‘Right Wing Extremist’ Views After Giving Pauline Hanson Movie 5 Stars
The ABC was thrown into immediate panic mode last night after movie reviewer Zak Hepburn calmly read out five stars…
Private Sector Accepts Blame for Rising Inflation After Negotiating More Government Contracts
Treasurer Jim Chalmers insists inflation is being driven by “private demand”, a claim delivered with a straight face shortly after…
Aussie Flag Waver Attacked On Australia Day Recovering Well In Liverpool Hospital Under Fake Alias Muhammad Ali Yusuf Islam
LIVERPOOL, NSW — A proud Australian man allegedly attacked for waving the national flag on Australia Day is recovering in…
Labor-Appointed RBA Chief Forecasts Rate Hikes, With Dramatic Cut Six Months Before Next Election
Michele Bullock, Labor’s hand-picked RBA Chief, is already making moves to keep the economy on life support. Rates are set…
DJ Albo Pauses Unity Agenda To Drop Holly Valance Diss Track
Australia’s Woke PM Anthony Albanese has reportedly suspended his entire Unity Agenda to work on a diss track aimed at…
Andrew Hastie has been spotted in Tarocash after Libs warned his Hugo Boss suits could now breach the hate laws he just voted for.
Days earlier, he vowed not to back the legislation. Then he did, handing Albanese exactly what he needed. Hugo Boss,…
Major Parties Unite To Declare One Nation A “Hate Group” Following Poll Surge
Labor and the Coalition have put decades of hatred aside to focus on what really matters: stopping One Nation before…
RFK Jr Blames Microplastics For Making New Barbie Doll Autistic
RFK Jr has claimed that microplastics are responsible for the new Barbie doll’s autism. “These tiny bits of plastic are…
Greens Call For Australia Day To Be Moved To October 7
The Greens have called for Australia Day to be moved from January 26, arguing the current date is too insensitive…