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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
PM Rejects Monoculture: “How Am I Meant To Divide The Nation If Everyone Sees Themselves As One?”
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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader

June 25, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Karl Stefanovic has denied claims his podcast has taken a dangerous right-wing turn, pointing out he previously interviewed Australia’s most…

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PM Rejects Monoculture: “How Am I Meant To Divide The Nation If Everyone Sees Themselves As One?”

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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today rejected calls for Australia to embrace a single shared national identity, warning that such…

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PM Who Promised No Greens Deals Announces Exciting New Greens Deal

June 23, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Canberra – Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today honoured his famous promise to do “no deals with the Greens” by…

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Starmer Blames Forced Resignation On Being Publicly Backed By Albo

June 23, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

LONDON — Keir Starmer has blamed his forced resignation on Anthony Albanese, after the Australian PM backed him as “the…

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Left-Wing Media Accuses Pauline Hanson Of Not Wanting To Destroy Australia

June 19, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

CANBERRA — Left-wing media outlets have slammed Pauline Hanson’s National Press Club speech after she unveiled the dangerous extremist policy…

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Labor Blows Entire “Stop One Nation” Donation War Chest On Glossy Protest Banner

June 19, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

CANBERRA — Labor’s campaign to stop One Nation reached full strength today after GetUp! interrupted Pauline Hanson’s first National Press…

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Labor In Damage Control After One Nation Billboard Blitz Hits Socceroos World Cup Opener

June 19, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

SYDNEY — Labor is in damage control after One Nation’s “Fire the Liar” campaign appeared during Australia’s opening World Cup…

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Latest Poll Shows PM In Freefall, But Still Popular Amongst Hamas Supporters

June 19, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

CANBERRA — Labor has moved quickly to calm supporters after a new poll showed Pauline Hanson overtaking Anthony Albanese as…

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Socialist Man In Dress Who Yelled “Die Pauline” Immediately Offered Job At ABC

June 19, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

A socialist protester who allegedly yelled “Die Pauline” outside a One Nation event has reportedly been offered a job at…

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“Did He Though?” PM Calls For Proof Elon Actually Raised A Trillion Dollars

June 19, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has called for proof that Elon Musk has actually become a trillionaire, after Elon…

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