A highly skilled Danish doctor has reportedly married a jihadi in a desperate bid to fast-track her Australian visa — after learning that ISIS brides are being quietly flown back into the country while qualified professionals are still stuck refreshing their “application status” for the fifth year running.
Dr. Freja Mikkelsen, 34, says she applied for a skilled migration visa in 2020 but hasn’t heard a word since. “I saved lives through COVID,” she told The Bellend Times, “but apparently I should’ve joined ISIS instead — they seem to have a much better processing time.”
The doctor says she was inspired to take drastic action after watching Foreign Minister Penny Wong spectacularly fail to answer basic questions in Parliament about how and why ISIS brides were being quietly readmitted to Australia.