Major Parties Unite To Declare One Nation A “Hate Group” Following Poll Surge
Labor and the Coalition have put decades of hatred aside to focus on what really matters: stopping One Nation before…
RFK Jr Blames Microplastics For Making New Barbie Doll Autistic
RFK Jr has claimed that microplastics are responsible for the new Barbie doll’s autism. “These tiny bits of plastic are…
Greens Call For Australia Day To Be Moved To October 7
The Greens have called for Australia Day to be moved from January 26, arguing the current date is too insensitive…
Labor Fast‑Tracks Visa For Ayatollah Brides As Iran Faces Threat Of Democracy And Freedom
Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke has announced a fast-track visa program for the Ayatollah’s brides. “We did it for ISIS…
‘Party Of Kindness’ Confirms Free Speech Only Reserved For Hate Preachers
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese continues to describe Labor as the “party of kindness” as his government pushes hate speech laws…
BoM Confirms 130 Homes And All Receipts For Its $97 Million Website Destroyed in Wildfires
VICTORIA — The Bureau of Meteorology confirmed 130 homes were destroyed in Victoria’s wildfires — along with every receipt for…
ABC Hits Diversity Target After Appointing New LGBTQI+ Weatherman
SYDNEY — ABC has officially smashed its yearly diversity target after appointing a brand-new LGBTQI+ weatherman, who sources say “had…
PM Hints At Royal Commission U-Turn After Exhausting Few Days Shredding Documents
CANBERRA — Anthony Albanese may now be “open to conversations” about a federal royal commission into the Bondi terror attack…
Albanese Preps Underground Hideout After Trump Captures Far-Left Dictator
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly preparing a secret underground hideout after Donald Trump allegedly captured Venezuelan dictator…
Government Promises To Ban Vodka And Matches Following Antisemitic Firebombing
MELBOURNE — In a bold display of action, the federal government has promised to ban vodka, matches, limit guns, and…