SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — Thousands of Australians turned out for the March for Australia yesterday, chanting slogans, and committing the unspeakable crime of waving flags whilst smiling.
The media, of course, instantly clutched its pearls, reporting the march as a “far-right extremist gathering”
The chants echoed through Sydney: “Left, Left, Left, Right, Left” — which journalists said “felt dangerously militaristic,” before admitting it also perfectly matched the ABC’s internal style guide for political coverage.
While the march was largely filled with joy and flags, the press decided to zero in on the two blokes dressed like rejected extras from a WWII reenactment society. Organisers quickly pointed out:
“These guys have ‘socialist’ in their name. We’re here because we want to get rid of Socialist Dictator Albanese,” yelled one marcher over chants of “Albo’s a Wanker.”
Attendees carried signs reading “Australia Is Not For Sale” and “Tony Burka” in reference to the government’s apparent policy of auctioning off electorates to the highest bidder.
One protester summed it up:
“Albo’s changed this country more in three years than any Prime Minister ever. We’ve got taxes up, bills up, rent up and the only thing going down is the standard of living.”
Still, the headlines were predictable: “Neo-Nazi Riots in Sydney,” while ignoring that nobody lit a flare, tipped over a car, or even shouted “Death to Israel,” which is normally considered a free pass by the same outlets.
Meanwhile, the Albanese Government continues its campaign of buying votes with taxpayer-funded handouts, importing voters by the planeload, and reminding them who to tick on Election Day in exchange for the privilege of bringing in all 17 cousins.
Critics say the real extremism isn’t the protest it’s the way peaceful Australians waving flags are demonised while Palestine marches blocking ambulances are given police escorts.
But hey why cover thousands of everyday Aussies fed up with a broken economy when you can zoom in on three blokes in the corner and scream “White POWER”?
Only Pauline Hanson turned up, of course — instantly proving that while Albo may have bought the country, at least One Nation still owns a bus.