Labor Fast‑Tracks Visa For Ayatollah Brides As Iran Faces Threat Of Democracy And Freedom
Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke has announced a fast-track visa program for the Ayatollah’s brides. “We did it for ISIS…
Albanese Preps Underground Hideout After Trump Captures Far-Left Dictator
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly preparing a secret underground hideout after Donald Trump allegedly captured Venezuelan dictator…
Historic: ABC Completes Full Hour Of Honest Reporting Following On-Air Spray From Bondi Victim’s Daughter
In an unprecedented display of journalistic integrity, the ABC reportedly completed a full hour of honest reporting after the daughter…
PM Announces ‘Stronger Safeguards’ When Issuing Guns To Known ISIS-Linked Terrorists
Following the tragic Bondi shooting, Prime Minister Albanese announced today that the government will implement stronger safeguards when issuing guns…
Police Confirm New Route For Tomorrow’s Pro-Palestine Protest…Volcano Included
Sydney — Authorities have officially confirmed a new route for tomorrow’s Pro-Palestine protest, rerouting marchers away from the Opera House…
Flotilla Crew Claims They Did Have Aid On Board But Greta Ate It All
In a shocking revelation from the latest Gaza-bound flotilla, crew members insist their ship was packed with aid — but…
Albo Nominates Himself For Nobel Peace Prize After Taking Credit For Trumps Palestinian Peace Negotiations
Anthony Albanese has officially nominated himself for the Nobel Peace Prize, declaring his government’s recognition of a two-state solution has…
Albanese Ditches Republic Plan After Learning Presidents Have Term Limits
In yet another stunning twist of honesty-optional politics, Anthony Albanese has quietly shelved his big “Republic push” — not because…
I.C.E DETAINS ALBANESE AS TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON “RADICAL LEFT TERRORISTS”
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was reportedly detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at a New York airport yesterday,…
Albanese Champions Inclusivity At pacific Islands Press Conference By Excluding All Pacific Islander Reporters
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s third attempt at looking busy in the Pacific has backfired spectacularly after every Papua New Guinean…