I.C.E DETAINS ALBANESE AS TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON “RADICAL LEFT TERRORISTS”
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was reportedly detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at a New York airport yesterday,…
Colbert Advises Kimmel To Get Cancelled Before Emmy’s If He Wants To Win One
In a rare moment of honesty, Stephen Colbert offered some advice to fellow late-night host Jimmy Kimmel after winning an…
Albanese Champions Inclusivity At pacific Islands Press Conference By Excluding All Pacific Islander Reporters
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s third attempt at looking busy in the Pacific has backfired spectacularly after every Papua New Guinean…
Hamas has congratulated Jewish actress Hannah Einbinder for her “courage” in speaking out on stage — before immediately threatening to stone her to death for the dual crimes of speaking publicly and being Jewish.
The congratulatory clip circulated on Hamas-controlled TV before editors blurred out Einbinder’s shoulders, citing indecency. “We support women having a…
Red Haired Man Delighted To Be Finally Going Grey
Cootamundra, NSW Tim Mooney, 38, has been self-conscious about his red hair since a primary school when a bully named…
‘Tolerant Left’ Says Jacinta Price Is Free To Speak At Utah University Anytime
The “Tolerant Left” have generously announced that Jacinta Nampijinpa Price is welcome to speak at Utah University whenever she likes…
TikTok Influencer Declares Black Woman Racist for Opposing White Woman’s Racist Policies
Canberra Part time Prime Minister Albanese has declared Indigenous Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price racist for daring to oppose Victorian Premier…
Greta’s Flotilla Arrives in Bondi After Mistaking It For The Gaza Coast
In what experts are calling “a navigational hiccup of historic proportions,” Greta Thunberg’s flotilla, en route to Gaza, somehow ended…
Hans Moleman Confirms He Was Saying “Albooooo-urns”
It was meant to be a light-hearted appearance at the Hawthorn v GWS clash, but Prime Minister Anthony Albanese walked…
Dictator Dan Returns From China Disguised As An iSiS Bride
In the most on-brand move since banning playgrounds and building a shrine to himself, Dictator Dan has reportedly slipped back…