ABC Proves It Cares About Jewish Hostages After Releasing Charlie Pickering Unscathed
MELBOURNE — The ABC has rejected claims it paid insufficient attention to Jewish hostages during the Gaza conflict after successfully…
ABC Announces Roxanne Tickle As Host Of New Podcast For Women
SYDNEY — The ABC has announced Roxanne Tickle as host of its new podcast about women, Female AF, after executives…
ABC Autism Podcast Authenticity Questioned After Host Reveals She Only Likes Auschwitz Trains
SYDNEY — The ABC has defended its decision to appoint Grace Tame as host of its new autism podcast after…
AFL Proposes 2026 Grand Final Will Feature Bollywood Entertainment Sung Entirely in Hindi
The AFL has confirmed the 2026 Grand Final will feature a Bollywood entertainment spectacular sung entirely in Hindi, completing its…
ABC Movie Critic Fired For ‘Right Wing Extremist’ Views After Giving Pauline Hanson Movie 5 Stars
The ABC was thrown into immediate panic mode last night after movie reviewer Zak Hepburn calmly read out five stars…
DJ Albo Pauses Unity Agenda To Drop Holly Valance Diss Track
Australia’s Woke PM Anthony Albanese has reportedly suspended his entire Unity Agenda to work on a diss track aimed at…
RFK Jr Blames Microplastics For Making New Barbie Doll Autistic
RFK Jr has claimed that microplastics are responsible for the new Barbie doll’s autism. “These tiny bits of plastic are…
ABC Hits Diversity Target After Appointing New LGBTQI+ Weatherman
SYDNEY — ABC has officially smashed its yearly diversity target after appointing a brand-new LGBTQI+ weatherman, who sources say “had…
PM Snags NDIS Payout After Concluding His Lack of Eye Contact with Wife Must Be Autism
In a stunning breakthrough in government-funded self-diagnosis, the PM has reportedly secured an NDIS payout after deciding his chronic inability…
Qantas Staff Accuse Albo’s Wife Of Hoarding Eye Masks And Vomit Bags During Honeymoon flight
Sources from Qantas have accused Jodie Albanese of hoarding an excessive number of eye masks and vomit bags on the…