Immigration Minister Bans Karl Stefanovic From Returning Home Until He Apologises And Pledges Allegiance To ISIS
Immigration Minister Tony Burke has confirmed Karl Stefanovic cannot return to Australia until he apologises and proves he is “at…
Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
Karl Stefanovic has denied claims his podcast has taken a dangerous right-wing turn, pointing out he previously interviewed Australia’s most…
PM Rejects Monoculture: “How Am I Meant To Divide The Nation If Everyone Sees Themselves As One?”
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today rejected calls for Australia to embrace a single shared national identity, warning that such…
ABC Proves It Cares About Jewish Hostages After Releasing Charlie Pickering Unscathed
MELBOURNE — The ABC has rejected claims it paid insufficient attention to Jewish hostages during the Gaza conflict after successfully…
ABC Announces Roxanne Tickle As Host Of New Podcast For Women
SYDNEY — The ABC has announced Roxanne Tickle as host of its new podcast about women, Female AF, after executives…
ABC Autism Podcast Authenticity Questioned After Host Reveals She Only Likes Auschwitz Trains
SYDNEY — The ABC has defended its decision to appoint Grace Tame as host of its new autism podcast after…
AFL Proposes 2026 Grand Final Will Feature Bollywood Entertainment Sung Entirely in Hindi
The AFL has confirmed the 2026 Grand Final will feature a Bollywood entertainment spectacular sung entirely in Hindi, completing its…
ABC Movie Critic Fired For ‘Right Wing Extremist’ Views After Giving Pauline Hanson Movie 5 Stars
The ABC was thrown into immediate panic mode last night after movie reviewer Zak Hepburn calmly read out five stars…
DJ Albo Pauses Unity Agenda To Drop Holly Valance Diss Track
Australia’s Woke PM Anthony Albanese has reportedly suspended his entire Unity Agenda to work on a diss track aimed at…
RFK Jr Blames Microplastics For Making New Barbie Doll Autistic
RFK Jr has claimed that microplastics are responsible for the new Barbie doll’s autism. “These tiny bits of plastic are…