Australia’s Woke PM Anthony Albanese has reportedly suspended his entire Unity Agenda to work on a diss track aimed at Holly Valance — whose controversial Kiss Kiss (XX) My Arse was temporarily banned on iTunes before public outrage forced it back.
Sources say Albo even called 50 Cent for advice, only to receive a savage diss in return.
The track is expected to hit high rotation on Triple J’s “Unity and Kindness Hour,” where half the artists reportedly are furries.
Triple J staff were quick to praise the PM’s musical ambitions, with one insider declaring: “DJ Albo is great. I bet his new hit will be a real tuna sandwich.”
“The people won, the song’s back, and now I must retaliate musically,” a tired PM allegedly muttered between policy memos, parking reforms, and studio sessions.
