PM Investigated For Islamophobia After Defecating In Mosque
LAKEMBA — The Prime Minister is reportedly being investigated for Islamophobia following an “unfortunate incident” during his visit to a…
Anti-Health Influencer And Astronaut Who’s Never Left Earth Claim ‘Aussie Greta’ Still Deserves AOTY
Australians of the Year Katherine “Yet-to-Go-to-Space” Bennell-Pegg and anti-body-movement influencer Taryn Brumfitt have backed Grace Tame, saying she is just…
Aussie Flag Waver Attacked On Australia Day Recovering Well In Liverpool Hospital Under Fake Alias Muhammad Ali Yusuf Islam
LIVERPOOL, NSW — A proud Australian man allegedly attacked for waving the national flag on Australia Day is recovering in…
Major Parties Unite To Declare One Nation A “Hate Group” Following Poll Surge
Labor and the Coalition have put decades of hatred aside to focus on what really matters: stopping One Nation before…
Greens Call For Australia Day To Be Moved To October 7
The Greens have called for Australia Day to be moved from January 26, arguing the current date is too insensitive…
Labor Fast‑Tracks Visa For Ayatollah Brides As Iran Faces Threat Of Democracy And Freedom
Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke has announced a fast-track visa program for the Ayatollah’s brides. “We did it for ISIS…
‘Party Of Kindness’ Confirms Free Speech Only Reserved For Hate Preachers
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese continues to describe Labor as the “party of kindness” as his government pushes hate speech laws…
Melbourne Man Defecates On his lawn To Convince Intruders A Dog Lives Here
MELBOURNE — With crime still running wild in Victoria despite relaxed bail laws, machete amnesty bins and endless government reassurance,…
Sydney Confident NYE Safe After Appointing Ahmed Al-Ahmed As Both Head And Backup Security
Sydney officials have confirmed New Year’s Eve will be “fully secure” after hiring Ahmed Al-Ahmed as both Head of Security…
Victoria Apologises For Past Immigration By Taking Current Levels To Record Highs
Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan has apologised in parliament for historical immigration policies — while overseeing record-breaking arrivals today.“We must say…