Greta’s Flotilla Arrives in Bondi After Mistaking It For The Gaza Coast
In what experts are calling “a navigational hiccup of historic proportions,” Greta Thunberg’s flotilla, en route to Gaza, somehow ended…
Dictator Dan Returns From China Disguised As An iSiS Bride
In the most on-brand move since banning playgrounds and building a shrine to himself, Dictator Dan has reportedly slipped back…
Police Release Image Of White Supremacist Who Attended The “Far Right Extremist” March For Australia
MELBOURNE, VIC — Victoria Police have released an image of a “dangerous white supremacist” said to have attended the March…
Government Criticises Socialist Spitters For Not Spitting On Everyone, Equally
CANBERRA, ACT — After defending Socialist Party member Meredith Jacka’s decision tospit on an elderly woman at the March for…