Gov Denies Fly Outbreak Linked To Surge Of Indian Migrants And French Tourist
CANBERRA — The Federal Government has dismissed growing speculation that Australia’s early-summer fly explosion has anything to do with the…
Albo shows Rare Fiscal Discipline After Learning Tax Dollars Can’t be used For His Wedding
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly delivered what could be the cheapest wedding in recorded history, coming in…
Pauline Hanson Snags $27 Million Grant After Govt Mistakes Her For ‘National Imams Council’ Rep
In a bureaucratic mix-up, Pauline Hanson reportedly walked off with a $27 million government grant after officials confused her with…
ABC Offers Former BBC Bosses A Job After Impressive Record Of Selective Editing And Context Removal
SYDNEY — The ABC has reportedly offered positions to the former BBC bosses after being “blown away” by their ability…
Sussan Ley Moves To Expel Andrew Hastie From Liberal Party For Wearing Hugo Boss
In what analysts are calling “the single most convoluted morality crusade of the decade,” Liberal MP Susan Ley has reportedly…
Senator Threatens To Burn Down Parliament House If Peace Gaza Continues
Despite a newly brokered ceasefire, crowds are still marching through the streets of Sydney and Melbourne, chanting and waving signs…
Albo Nominates Himself For Nobel Peace Prize After Taking Credit For Trumps Palestinian Peace Negotiations
Anthony Albanese has officially nominated himself for the Nobel Peace Prize, declaring his government’s recognition of a two-state solution has…
Tony Burke Rejects Claims He Campaigned To Palestinian Arrivals
Labor heavyweight Tony Burke has brushed off accusations he was campaigning at Sydney Airport to welcome newly arrived Palestinian families,…
Albanese Ditches Republic Plan After Learning Presidents Have Term Limits
In yet another stunning twist of honesty-optional politics, Anthony Albanese has quietly shelved his big “Republic push” — not because…
Albo Backs Two States In Gaza And A One-State Merger For China-Australia
Anthony Albanese has used his latest speech to the United Nations to double down on his Gaza two-state obsession while…