Senator Threatens To Burn Down Parliament House If Peace Gaza Continues
Despite a newly brokered ceasefire, crowds are still marching through the streets of Sydney and Melbourne, chanting and waving signs…
Albo Nominates Himself For Nobel Peace Prize After Taking Credit For Trumps Palestinian Peace Negotiations
Anthony Albanese has officially nominated himself for the Nobel Peace Prize, declaring his government’s recognition of a two-state solution has…
Tony Burke Rejects Claims He Campaigned To Palestinian Arrivals
Labor heavyweight Tony Burke has brushed off accusations he was campaigning at Sydney Airport to welcome newly arrived Palestinian families,…
Albanese Ditches Republic Plan After Learning Presidents Have Term Limits
In yet another stunning twist of honesty-optional politics, Anthony Albanese has quietly shelved his big “Republic push” — not because…
Albo Backs Two States In Gaza And A One-State Merger For China-Australia
Anthony Albanese has used his latest speech to the United Nations to double down on his Gaza two-state obsession while…
I.C.E DETAINS ALBANESE AS TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON “RADICAL LEFT TERRORISTS”
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was reportedly detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at a New York airport yesterday,…
Albanese Champions Inclusivity At pacific Islands Press Conference By Excluding All Pacific Islander Reporters
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s third attempt at looking busy in the Pacific has backfired spectacularly after every Papua New Guinean…
TikTok Influencer Declares Black Woman Racist for Opposing White Woman’s Racist Policies
Canberra Part time Prime Minister Albanese has declared Indigenous Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price racist for daring to oppose Victorian Premier…
Hans Moleman Confirms He Was Saying “Albooooo-urns”
It was meant to be a light-hearted appearance at the Hawthorn v GWS clash, but Prime Minister Anthony Albanese walked…
Dictator Dan Returns From China Disguised As An iSiS Bride
In the most on-brand move since banning playgrounds and building a shrine to himself, Dictator Dan has reportedly slipped back…