PM Avoids Injury After Homeless Man Mistakes His Chin for a Turkey
SYDNEY — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has narrowly avoided injury after a homeless man allegedly mistook his chin for the…
PM Announces ‘Stronger Safeguards’ When Issuing Guns To Known ISIS-Linked Terrorists
Following the tragic Bondi shooting, Prime Minister Albanese announced today that the government will implement stronger safeguards when issuing guns…
Politicians Flood Social Media With Their “Comedy” Skits To Push Under-16s Offline
Australia’s new under-16 social media ban has barely begun, but politicians have already taken matters into their own hands—by flooding…
Anika Wells Dodges Travel Expense Questions By Flying To Maldives For ‘Heaps Urgent’ Meeting
Communications Minister Anika (Skyworker) Wells has reportedly taken to the skies once again, this time jetting off to the Maldives…
Government To Simplify Immigration Process
Canberra has unveiled a streamlined citizenship test, now reduced to a single question: “Will you vote Labor?”New arrivals will simply…
Gov Denies Fly Outbreak Linked To Surge Of Indian Migrants And French Tourist
CANBERRA — The Federal Government has dismissed growing speculation that Australia’s early-summer fly explosion has anything to do with the…
Albo shows Rare Fiscal Discipline After Learning Tax Dollars Can’t be used For His Wedding
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly delivered what could be the cheapest wedding in recorded history, coming in…
Pauline Hanson Snags $27 Million Grant After Govt Mistakes Her For ‘National Imams Council’ Rep
In a bureaucratic mix-up, Pauline Hanson reportedly walked off with a $27 million government grant after officials confused her with…
ABC Offers Former BBC Bosses A Job After Impressive Record Of Selective Editing And Context Removal
SYDNEY — The ABC has reportedly offered positions to the former BBC bosses after being “blown away” by their ability…
Sussan Ley Moves To Expel Andrew Hastie From Liberal Party For Wearing Hugo Boss
In what analysts are calling “the single most convoluted morality crusade of the decade,” Liberal MP Susan Ley has reportedly…