Hans Moleman Confirms He Was Saying “Albooooo-urns”
It was meant to be a light-hearted appearance at the Hawthorn v GWS clash, but Prime Minister Anthony Albanese walked…
Dictator Dan Returns From China Disguised As An iSiS Bride
In the most on-brand move since banning playgrounds and building a shrine to himself, Dictator Dan has reportedly slipped back…
ABC Claims Free Palestine Protester Was Blowing Elderly Woman A Kiss — Spit Came From Racist “Grassy Knoll” Area
MELBOURNE, VIC — The ABC has finally broken its silence on the 80-year-old woman getting spat on during the March…
March For Australia Chants Align Perfectly With Media Bias—‘Left, Left, Left, Right, Left’
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — Thousands of Australians turned out for the March for Australia yesterday, chanting slogans, and committing the unspeakable…
Government To Make Insulin Cheaper And Delivered Free With Every McDelivery Order
CANBERRA – Fresh off boasting about “cheaper medicines”, the Albanese government hasnow promised that insulin will be bundled free with…
Iran Regime Sends Thank-You Card For Australia’s Generosity, Donations ‘Put To Good Use’ In Funding Australian Bombings
CANBERRA – In what has been described as the most awkward Hallmark moment in diplomatic history, the Iranian regime has…
In Wake of Iranian Attacks, Albo Vows to Slash Muslim Extremist Migration by 3 Per Day Until Friday
CANBERRA — Anthony Albanese has promised to crack down on Muslim extremist migration, pledging to reduce it by “three a…
Albanese Challenges Israeli Hostages To Arm-Wrestling Match After Netanyahu Calls Him Weak.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has hit back at claims of weakness from Israeli leaderBenjamin Netanyahu by issuing an open challenge…