I.C.E DETAINS ALBANESE AS TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON “RADICAL LEFT TERRORISTS”
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was reportedly detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at a New York airport yesterday,…
Albanese Champions Inclusivity At pacific Islands Press Conference By Excluding All Pacific Islander Reporters
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s third attempt at looking busy in the Pacific has backfired spectacularly after every Papua New Guinean…
TikTok Influencer Declares Black Woman Racist for Opposing White Woman’s Racist Policies
Canberra Part time Prime Minister Albanese has declared Indigenous Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price racist for daring to oppose Victorian Premier…
Hans Moleman Confirms He Was Saying “Albooooo-urns”
It was meant to be a light-hearted appearance at the Hawthorn v GWS clash, but Prime Minister Anthony Albanese walked…
Dictator Dan Returns From China Disguised As An iSiS Bride
In the most on-brand move since banning playgrounds and building a shrine to himself, Dictator Dan has reportedly slipped back…
ABC Claims Free Palestine Protester Was Blowing Elderly Woman A Kiss — Spit Came From Racist “Grassy Knoll” Area
MELBOURNE, VIC — The ABC has finally broken its silence on the 80-year-old woman getting spat on during the March…
March For Australia Chants Align Perfectly With Media Bias—‘Left, Left, Left, Right, Left’
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — Thousands of Australians turned out for the March for Australia yesterday, chanting slogans, and committing the unspeakable…
Government To Make Insulin Cheaper And Delivered Free With Every McDelivery Order
CANBERRA – Fresh off boasting about “cheaper medicines”, the Albanese government hasnow promised that insulin will be bundled free with…
Iran Regime Sends Thank-You Card For Australia’s Generosity, Donations ‘Put To Good Use’ In Funding Australian Bombings
CANBERRA – In what has been described as the most awkward Hallmark moment in diplomatic history, the Iranian regime has…
In Wake of Iranian Attacks, Albo Vows to Slash Muslim Extremist Migration by 3 Per Day Until Friday
CANBERRA — Anthony Albanese has promised to crack down on Muslim extremist migration, pledging to reduce it by “three a…