Albo shows Rare Fiscal Discipline After Learning Tax Dollars Can’t be used For His Wedding
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly delivered what could be the cheapest wedding in recorded history, coming in…
Visa On Hold As Tony Burke Still Thoroughly Reviewing Bonnie Blue’s Content
Canberra — Immigration Minister Tony Burke has reportedly entered Day Three of his “full and comprehensive nighttime content-review operation,” refusing…
Pauline Hanson Snags $27 Million Grant After Govt Mistakes Her For ‘National Imams Council’ Rep
In a bureaucratic mix-up, Pauline Hanson reportedly walked off with a $27 million government grant after officials confused her with…
WWII Hero Prepares Fresh Batch Of Gingernuts Ahead Of Expected Visit From UK ‘Hate Speech’ Police
LINCOLNSHIRE — 100-year-old World War II veteran Arthur Pritchard spent his morning in quiet defiance today, setting out a tray…
ABC Offers Former BBC Bosses A Job After Impressive Record Of Selective Editing And Context Removal
SYDNEY — The ABC has reportedly offered positions to the former BBC bosses after being “blown away” by their ability…
Police Bluff Defence Expo Protestors Into Leaving After Assuring Them The Weapons Will Only Be Sold To Hamas
Sydney, Australia –NSW Police managed to disperse protestors outside the Indo Pacific International Maritime Exposition by assuring them that the…
Sussan Ley Moves To Expel Andrew Hastie From Liberal Party For Wearing Hugo Boss
In what analysts are calling “the single most convoluted morality crusade of the decade,” Liberal MP Susan Ley has reportedly…
Senator Threatens To Burn Down Parliament House If Peace Gaza Continues
Despite a newly brokered ceasefire, crowds are still marching through the streets of Sydney and Melbourne, chanting and waving signs…
Police Confirm New Route For Tomorrow’s Pro-Palestine Protest…Volcano Included
Sydney — Authorities have officially confirmed a new route for tomorrow’s Pro-Palestine protest, rerouting marchers away from the Opera House…
Skilled Westerner Marries Jihadi To speed Up Visa Process
A highly skilled Danish doctor has reportedly married a jihadi in a desperate bid to fast-track her Australian visa —…