ABC Staff Offered Mental Health Day Following One Nation Victory
ABC management has reportedly offered staff a paid mental health day following the shock One Nation victory in the Farrer…
Wong Slams Libs For Preferencing One Nation After Pauline Threatens To Deport Her If Elected
Penny Wong has slammed the Liberals for preferencing One Nation, calling it “un-Australian” — just days after Pauline Hanson joked…
PM Investigated For Islamophobia After Defecating In Mosque
LAKEMBA — The Prime Minister is reportedly being investigated for Islamophobia following an “unfortunate incident” during his visit to a…
Prominent Muslim Leaders Verbally Assaulted By Own Community
LAKEMBA — Prominent Muslim leaders Albo n Burke, were reportedly verbally assaulted by their own community today, despite giving $27…
Communists Baffled After Their Economic Policies Wreck Economy
CANBERRA — Treasurer Jim Chalmers and Prime Minister Anthony Albanese say they’re “struggling to understand” why inflation and interest rates…
Trump Convinces Aus Gov To Accept Iranian Players After Saying They’re ISiS Brides
In an extraordinary diplomatic intervention, former US President Donald Trump reportedly persuaded the Australian government to grant visas to several…
PM Gives AFL Broadcaster Ramadan Crowd Audio To Play Over Any Future ‘Boooos’
The Prime Minister has reportedly handed AFL broadcasters audio of a cheering Ramadan crowd to cover any future stadium ‘booooos’…
Politicians Who Branded Half The Country ‘Filth’ And ‘Dark Forces’ Call To Stop Division
In a bold new unity push, the same politicians who recently described millions of Australians as “filth” and agents of…
Pauline Hanson Clarifies She Only Dislikes Muslims She’s Met
Pauline Hanson has moved to clarify her recent comments about Muslims, insisting that her disapproval only applies to “the Muslims…
Mufti Day Rebranded To ‘Dress As A Mufti’ Day
Mufti Day has officially been rebranded ‘Dress As A Mufti’ Day after months of confusion over what “mufti” actually means.…