Donald Trump’s latest “rambling” UN address has been confirmed as ironclad truth after both the ABC and Beijing hurried to dismiss it.
The ABC’s fact-check desk, which usually spends its days warning that climate change will soon cause boiling oceans, flying spiders,…
Autism Report Turns Out To Be Just Greta’s Mum’s Old Medical Records
In what is being hailed as the most confusing piece of “science” in recent memory, a so-called autism report tied…
Albanese Secures 10-Minute FaceTime With Don Jr.Albanese Secures 10-Minute FaceTime With Don Jr.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has capped off his whirlwind trip to New York with what his office is hailing as…
Albo Backs Two States In Gaza And A One-State Merger For China-Australia
Anthony Albanese has used his latest speech to the United Nations to double down on his Gaza two-state obsession while…
I.C.E DETAINS ALBANESE AS TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON “RADICAL LEFT TERRORISTS”
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was reportedly detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at a New York airport yesterday,…
Colbert Advises Kimmel To Get Cancelled Before Emmy’s If He Wants To Win One
In a rare moment of honesty, Stephen Colbert offered some advice to fellow late-night host Jimmy Kimmel after winning an…
Albanese Champions Inclusivity At pacific Islands Press Conference By Excluding All Pacific Islander Reporters
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s third attempt at looking busy in the Pacific has backfired spectacularly after every Papua New Guinean…
Hamas has congratulated Jewish actress Hannah Einbinder for her “courage” in speaking out on stage — before immediately threatening to stone her to death for the dual crimes of speaking publicly and being Jewish.
The congratulatory clip circulated on Hamas-controlled TV before editors blurred out Einbinder’s shoulders, citing indecency. “We support women having a…
Red Haired Man Delighted To Be Finally Going Grey
Cootamundra, NSW Tim Mooney, 38, has been self-conscious about his red hair since a primary school when a bully named…
‘Tolerant Left’ Says Jacinta Price Is Free To Speak At Utah University Anytime
The “Tolerant Left” have generously announced that Jacinta Nampijinpa Price is welcome to speak at Utah University whenever she likes…