Victoria Apologises For Past Immigration By Taking Current Levels To Record Highs
Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan has apologised in parliament for historical immigration policies — while overseeing record-breaking arrivals today.“We must say…
PM Avoids Injury After Homeless Man Mistakes His Chin for a Turkey
SYDNEY — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has narrowly avoided injury after a homeless man allegedly mistook his chin for the…
Historic: ABC Completes Full Hour Of Honest Reporting Following On-Air Spray From Bondi Victim’s Daughter
In an unprecedented display of journalistic integrity, the ABC reportedly completed a full hour of honest reporting after the daughter…
PM Announces ‘Stronger Safeguards’ When Issuing Guns To Known ISIS-Linked Terrorists
Following the tragic Bondi shooting, Prime Minister Albanese announced today that the government will implement stronger safeguards when issuing guns…
Politicians Flood Social Media With Their “Comedy” Skits To Push Under-16s Offline
Australia’s new under-16 social media ban has barely begun, but politicians have already taken matters into their own hands—by flooding…
PM Vows To Crack Down On Labor Tax Spending As Soon As The $130M Direct Road To His Waterfront Mansion Is Complete
Prime Minister Temu Trotsky has promised to finally stop Labor’s tax waste — scheduled to begin once the $130 million…
Anika Wells Dodges Travel Expense Questions By Flying To Maldives For ‘Heaps Urgent’ Meeting
Communications Minister Anika (Skyworker) Wells has reportedly taken to the skies once again, this time jetting off to the Maldives…
PM Snags NDIS Payout After Concluding His Lack of Eye Contact with Wife Must Be Autism
In a stunning breakthrough in government-funded self-diagnosis, the PM has reportedly secured an NDIS payout after deciding his chronic inability…
Government To Simplify Immigration Process
Canberra has unveiled a streamlined citizenship test, now reduced to a single question: “Will you vote Labor?”New arrivals will simply…
Qantas Staff Accuse Albo’s Wife Of Hoarding Eye Masks And Vomit Bags During Honeymoon flight
Sources from Qantas have accused Jodie Albanese of hoarding an excessive number of eye masks and vomit bags on the…