Marrickville has reportedly broken its record for triple-zero calls today after an 11-year-old boy dressed as Donald Trump went door-to-door asking for Halloween lollies.
The youngster, sporting a blonde comb-over, oversized suit and red tie, triggered widespread panic as residents of Sydney’s socialist heartland struggled to cope with the unexpected child Trump impersonator.
Several households were reportedly rushed to hospital in shock, while one local man breastfeeding his child described the incident as a disturbing example of child abuse by parents who would allow their son out dressed like that.
Meanwhile, a house with 30 Uber Eats delivery e-bikes parked out the front was seen fleeing in panic, with residents fearing the child might have ICE agents accompanying him.
The AFP have deployed all units and urged residents to remain vigilant.
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