Est. 2024 — Australia’s Most Trusted Source Of Unreliable News
The Bellend Times is an Australian political satire publication. Everything you read here is fictional. None of it is real. If a Bellend Times article appears to describe something that actually happened, that’s either a remarkable coincidence or a troubling sign for the nation.
We exist because Australian politics has become so consistently, magnificently absurd that it deserves a publication willing to report on it with the solemnity it demands.
Our Editorial Standards
We hold ourselves to the highest standards of unreliable journalism. Our reporters are entirely fictional. Our sources are made up. Our statistics come from a spreadsheet we found in a car park. We do, however, try very hard to be funny.
Satire Disclosure
All content published by The Bellend Times is satire. It is entirely fictional and should not be taken as factual reporting. For actual news, we suggest trying one of the outlets we regularly make fun of.
The Cause
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