Australia’s least coveted honour
Every week, three outstanding candidates enter. Australia votes. One earns eternal Bellend glory — and one point toward the Biggest Bellend of 2026 trophy.
SundayThree new nominees revealed
All weekAustralia casts its votes
Sunday nightWinner crowned and tally updated
This Week’s Nominees
Pick your champion of poor form. One vote per person.
Nominee 1
1
Andrew Hastie
For Whinging About a Cartoon
Cast your voteNominee 2
2
Anika Wells
For Trying to Censor Bellend Times Through Her Digital Duty of Care
Cast your voteNominee 3
3
Anthony Albanese
For Finding $6 Million in Taxpayer Money for a Golf Club He “Forgot” He Belonged To
Cast your voteLive Vote Results
The people have spoken — or are still yelling.
Hall of Shame
Every Sunday winner is immortalised here.
Week 1Winner announced Sunday nightPending
Week 2Next roundComing soon
Week 3Next roundComing soon
Biggest Bellend — 2026 Tally
One weekly win equals one trophy point. The season leader takes the year-end crown.
—No weekly winners recorded yet0 wins
Editorial routine: announce the winner every Sunday night, move them into the Hall of Shame, add one point to the annual tally, then load the next three nominees.