01 · The big one
The week’s most ridiculous political story.
A sharp satirical take on the news Canberra would prefer you forgot.
Independent Australian satire · every Monday
The Weekly Bellend.
Politics is already absurd. We simply report the bits everyone else is pretending not to notice.
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Your Monday morning briefing, with the volume turned up.
02 · The shortlist
Three headlines worth forwarding.
Quick hits, strange decisions and the week’s finest public nonsense.
03 · The verdict
Bellend of the Week.
One winner, one questionable achievement and absolutely no appeals process.
Written for Australians who read between the headlines
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