Advertise With The Bellend Times
Reach Australia’s most politically switched-on — and switched-off — readers. Seriously cheeky. Seriously engaged.
Why Advertise With Us?
The Bellend Times is Australia’s premier political satire publication. Our audience are educated, politically engaged Australians aged 25–54 who share content aggressively and have opinions about everything — especially things that aren’t their business. They’re your customers.
📈 Engaged Audience
High time-on-site, high share rates, and readers who actually read — not just scroll past.
🇦🇺 Australia-First
100% Australian audience. Perfect for brands targeting Aussie consumers with a sense of humour.
🔥 Viral Content
Our content regularly goes viral on social media. Your brand gets pulled along for the ride.
⭐ Launch Partner Packages Available
We are currently in our launch phase and offering exclusive early-advertiser pricing. Brands that partner with us now lock in founder rates before we move to standard pricing.
✅ Lock in rates before pricing increases
✅ Co-branded “Launch Partner” badge on your placements
✅ Priority placement as audience grows
Early advertisers can request custom launch pricing — email advertising@bellendtimes.com.au to discuss.
Sponsorship Packages
All packages include brand-safe placement alongside Australia’s most-shared political satire content.
🥉 The Stickybeak
$299 /month
- Leaderboard banner ad (728×90)
- Sidebar display ad (300×250)
- 1 sponsored social mention per month
- Monthly analytics report
Best for: Local businesses, services & SMEs
⭐ MOST POPULAR
🥈 The Loudmouth
$799 /month
- Everything in Stickybeak
- 1 sponsored article (written by our team)
- Homepage feature placement (48hrs)
- 3 sponsored social mentions
- Weekly analytics dashboard
- Newsletter banner inclusion
Best for: Brands wanting serious reach with Australian audiences
🥇 The Bellend Backer
$1,999 /month
- Everything in Loudmouth
- Exclusive category sponsorship
- Custom branded content series (4 articles)
- Podcast/video integration (when launched)
- Dedicated account manager
- Fortnightly strategy calls
- First right of refusal on new placements
Best for: Brands, agencies & political organisations seeking maximum impact
Custom & Agency Partnerships
Running a campaign that needs something bespoke? We work with agencies, political campaigns, and brand partners on custom content, co-branded series, and event activations. No request too weird — this is the Bellend Times.
📬 Get In Touch
Ready to reach Australia’s most opinionated readers? Email us at advertising@bellendtimes.com.au or fill out the form below and we’ll get back to you within 24 hours.
For enquiries, merch partnerships, or to discuss custom packages, you can also email info@bellendtimes.com.au
Media Kit
Want audience demographics, reach stats, and placement specifications? Contact us and we’ll send our full media kit within 24 hours. All placements are marked clearly as “Sponsored” in compliance with Australian advertising standards.