Greens Senator Jordon Steele-John has reportedly discovered an unexpected loophole in his party’s famous “Believe All Women” policy, announcing plans to return to Parliament as a woman following allegations of inappropriate conduct towards women.
After stepping away from the Greens party room and confirming he would miss Parliament’s next sitting week, the senator is understood to have done some serious soul-searching.
“Perhaps the only way to guarantee I’ll be believed is to become a woman myself,” he reportedly concluded.
Previously nicknamed “Feels On Wheels”, the senator is said to be embracing a new identity, with “Heels On Wheels” already being floated as a potential rebrand.
The transition has apparently been easier than expected, with the senator not quite sure what women are doing complaining how high heels hurt.
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