The “Tolerant Left” have generously announced that Jacinta Nampijinpa Price is welcome to speak at Utah University whenever she likes — not because they suddenly believe in free speech, but because they’re banking on one of their more enthusiastic activists doing the job of “winning” a debate the old-fashioned way… with bullets instead of arguments.
Campus organisers say it’s part of a new approach to “safe spaces.” Instead of banning controversial voices outright, they now encourage them to show up — while quietly betting that a radical left-winger will silence them permanently.
The announcement comes in the wake of Charlie Kirk being effectively “cancelled with extreme prejudice,” proving once again that the modern Left would rather write obituaries than counterpoints.
Jacinta Price has yet to respond, though sources close to her say she’s weighing up whether Utah is worth the risk. After all, nothing says “open debate” quite like an open air space with more ‘triggered’ snipers than note-takers.
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