Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was reportedly detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at a New York airport yesterday, as President Trump ramps up his war on “radical left terrorists.”
Albo appeared “bewildered” and muttered, “Mate, I’m just here for the UN,” after failing to score a meeting with Trump, who reportedly ghosted him like a bad Tinder date.
Trump warned that America won’t tolerate left-wing troublemakers sneaking in from Down Under, while ICE is said to be adding Albanese to its “Radical Left Threat Index,” alongside Hollywood liberals and Matcha latte enthusiasts.
Observers are left wondering if Albo’s trip ends at the UN podium or a viral mugshot.