In what is being hailed as the most confusing piece of “science” in recent memory, a so-called autism report tied to Greta Thunberg has been revealed to be nothing more than her mother’s old medical records. Sources claim Greta allegedly used her mum’s notes, which documented Tylenol use during pregnancy, to secure an autism diagnosis — a move critics say was aimed at claiming welfare benefits.
Eyewitnesses report that the teen climate activist has since spent her newfound funds on frog hats and handing out Swedish licorice to Hamas supporters, prompting questions about the true priorities behind her “activism.”
Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, President Donald Trump, vaccine skeptic RFK Jr have both weighed in, issuing billboard warnings of Greta in various ‘how dare you’ pose’s, and told Australians: avoid Tylenol…or any Panadol for that matter.