Qantas Staff Accuse Albo’s Wife Of Hoarding Eye Masks And Vomit Bags During Honeymoon flight

Sources from Qantas have accused Jodie Albanese of hoarding an excessive number of eye masks and vomit bags on the couple’s honeymoon flight — sparking speculation about just how she’s coping with life as the PM’s wife.
Speculation has been rife that Jodie’s motives for marrying Albo are less about love and more about securing a comfortable lifestyle, including access to his pensions, properties, and multi-million-dollar portfolio. “It’s less romantic than it looks,” the source added, “but the perks are undeniable.”
Adding to the absurdity, whispers from political circles suggest that Albo himself recently made a stop at “Sexyland” and purchased several novelty items which included a mask of Alan Joyce for Jodie’s honey moon gift.
Whether she’s hoarding flight gear out of necessity or sheer survival instinct, one thing is clear: this honeymoon has been less about romance and more about endurance. And Qantas staff, it seems, are keeping a careful eye on the supplies.