Canberra Part time Prime Minister Albanese has declared Indigenous Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price racist for daring to oppose Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan’s race-based policies.
Albanese, now identifying primarily as a TikTok content creator, stopped mid-dance to deliver his verdict.
“I have no problem in labelling an Indigenous women racist,” Albo said, before hitting the woah and waving a boomerang during a corrobboree tik tok dance.
The Victorian Government, led by the white Jacinta, has introduced an Aboriginal-only parliamentary voice in Melbourne even though the country already voted “No” to the idea. When asked why, Allan explained:
“Look, people didn’t vote for this, but they would have if they weren’t so distracted by rent, bills, and getting stabbed on the tram. So, technically, I’m respecting democracy.”
Price, who has been critical of race-based policies, responded by pointing out that:
Prioritising one race over others is literally racism.
Migration policy is overwhelmingly favouring Indians and Chinese, leaving other groups sidelined is racism.
Naturally, this was too much for Australia’s political class to process. Within minutes, both major parties locked arms and started gaslighting anyone with common sense and an aversion for corruption.