CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly preparing a secret underground hideout after Donald Trump allegedly captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro.
Sources say the far-left PM fears Trump may target other socialists and left-leaning leaders next, prompting him to fortify a bunker stocked with emergency supplies—including caviar to remember today’s events, and tins of Spam as a nod to his early days in the housing commission.
Critics and social media users have joked that Albanese is “taking far-left politics underground, literally,” while Trump supporters celebrated Maduro’s capture as proof of his strongman credentials.
Insiders say the bunker is as much a security measure as a symbolic statement: Albo is ready to face global chaos—even if that means stocking caviar and Spam in a secret cellar.