🏆 Bellend of the Week
Australia’s most prestigious — and least coveted — weekly honour. Voted by you, the people.
What Is The Bellend of the Week?
Every week, we nominate Australia’s most distinguished political Bellends — the pollies, pundits, and public figures who’ve gone above and beyond in their commitment to being absolutely insufferable. Then we let YOU decide who takes home the coveted golden crown.
This is democracy. But funnier.
🗳️ This Week’s Nominees
Voting opens Monday, closes Sunday midnight AEST. New nominees announced every Monday.
Nominee #1
The politician who promised one thing and delivered the opposite — again.
Nominee #2
The media personality who discovered a new way to be outraged about something irrelevant.
Nominee #3
The government official who spent $2.3 million studying the best way to spend $2.3 million.
🗳️ Cast Your Vote Now
Results shown immediately after voting. One vote per browser. New nominees every Monday.
🏅 Hall of Shame — Past Winners
Every Bellend of the Week winner is immortalised here for posterity. A permanent reminder that Australia’s political class never disappoints.
The Hall of Shame is filling up fast. Each week’s winner will be added here. The only wall of fame where nobody wants their name.
Week 1 — Winner to be announced Monday | Week 2 — Coming soon | Week 3 — Coming soon
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Nominate Someone?
Know a political Bellend who deserves recognition? Email your nomination with evidence of their Bellend-ery to nominations@bellendtimes.com.au. We read every submission. We judge accordingly.