ABC Suggests Karl’s Guests Should Be More Inclusive And Tolerant Towards Grooming Gangs

ABC reporter Sarah Ferguson has suggested Karl Stefanovic repair his reputation by booking future guests with more inclusive and tolerant views towards grooming gangs.

The advice comes after Karl interviewed Tommy Robinson, a controversial British figure accused of the unforgivable offence of being against organised child abuse.

“Karl only platformed one side of the debate,” Ferguson reportedly said. “Unfortunately, it was the side that thinks grooming gangs are bad.”

The ABC stressed it does not support grooming gangs, but said media figures must avoid creating a hostile environment for misunderstood offenders.

At press time, Channel 9 was reportedly drafting a new guest policy requiring all future interviewees to be diverse, inclusive, and only mildly opposed to grooming gangs.

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