Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has held important discussions about Australia’s cost-of-living crisis with King Charles aboard billionaire friend Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest’s luxury vessel in the Caribbean, as Australians back home copped another interest rate rise.
Mortgage holders were encouraged to take comfort in knowing the Prime Minister was working tirelessly on their behalf aboard a the labor donors yacht, discussing everything from grocery bills to how much a banh mi has gone up.
Albanese was also reportedly following news of yet another One Nation volunteer hospitalised after an alleged baseball bat attack. He reportedly immediately asked room service to turn the temperature down on the air conditioning.