Prime Minister Temu Trotsky has promised to finally stop Labor’s tax waste — scheduled to begin once the $130 million direct road to his waterfront mansion is finished.
Albo insisted taxpayer dollars will soon be safe: “We are serious about stopping wasteful spending. Naturally, this can only happen after my very important driveway is complete.”
Meanwhile, Anika “Sky-Worker” Wells keeps flying around the country on taxpayer-funded trips for various “like, seriously urgent work commitments,” highlighting that while the PM waits for his road, party colleagues are free to jet-set at public expense.
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