Australia has been left stunned after officials confirmed the government has once again exhausted the supply of other people’s money and is now seeking “just a little more for fairness purposes.”
An ABC intern has reportedly written a thesis arguing communism has “worked everywhere in theory, apart from the part where it has to work,” and is now being considered for a documentary.
Pauline Hanson said the budget comes from the “Shorten playbook, Keating playbook, and probably Marx’s playbook,” before asking if Marx still receives royalties.
The Greens have suggested “grandfathering” may need to be renamed “grandpersoning,” while critics say the policy pits younger Australians against older ones who are safely grandfathered in.
At press time, Treasury was still looking for more other people’s money and a stronger definition of “enough.”
