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SYDNEY — Labor is in damage control after One Nation’s “Fire the Liar” campaign appeared during Australia’s opening World Cup match.
Millions tuned in to watch the Socceroos, only to be reminded they hate the Prime Minister.
Labor said sport should remain free from politics, except for climate messaging, rainbow armbands, Welcome to Country ceremonies and taxpayer-funded half-time lectures.
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