Dictator Dan Returns From China Disguised As An iSiS Bride
In the most on-brand move since banning playgrounds and building a shrine to himself, Dictator Dan has reportedly slipped back…
Police Release Image Of White Supremacist Who Attended The “Far Right Extremist” March For Australia
MELBOURNE, VIC — Victoria Police have released an image of a “dangerous white supremacist” said to have attended the March…
Government Criticises Socialist Spitters For Not Spitting On Everyone, Equally
CANBERRA, ACT — After defending Socialist Party member Meredith Jacka’s decision tospit on an elderly woman at the March for…
ABC Claims Free Palestine Protester Was Blowing Elderly Woman A Kiss — Spit Came From Racist “Grassy Knoll” Area
MELBOURNE, VIC — The ABC has finally broken its silence on the 80-year-old woman getting spat on during the March…
March For Australia Chants Align Perfectly With Media Bias—‘Left, Left, Left, Right, Left’
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — Thousands of Australians turned out for the March for Australia yesterday, chanting slogans, and committing the unspeakable…
Government To Make Insulin Cheaper And Delivered Free With Every McDelivery Order
CANBERRA – Fresh off boasting about “cheaper medicines”, the Albanese government hasnow promised that insulin will be bundled free with…
Eco-Warrior Caught Hugging Tree Accused Of Not Receiving Consent
MELBOURNE, VIC – Joggers in Fitzroy Gardens were left horrified this morning after a self-proclaimed eco-warrior allegedly violated the personal…
Iran Regime Sends Thank-You Card For Australia’s Generosity, Donations ‘Put To Good Use’ In Funding Australian Bombings
CANBERRA – In what has been described as the most awkward Hallmark moment in diplomatic history, the Iranian regime has…
Woman Removing Bad Energy With Sage Stick Burns House Down
Brunswick, VIC A 24-year-old woman from Melbourne’s north has burnt her rental to the ground after attempting to cleanse it…
In Wake of Iranian Attacks, Albo Vows to Slash Muslim Extremist Migration by 3 Per Day Until Friday
CANBERRA — Anthony Albanese has promised to crack down on Muslim extremist migration, pledging to reduce it by “three a…