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‘Feels On Wheels’ Accused Of Exploiting Greens ‘Believe All Women’ Policy Following Gender Transition Marrickville Plunged Into Lockdown After Child Dressed As Donald Trump Terrifies Residents PM Discusses Cost-Of-Living Crisis With The King Aboard Billionaire’s Mega-Yacht In The Caribbean PM Admits $6M Golf Club Grant Was Used To Clean Up Raw Sewage He Left At Lakemba Mosque PM Looks To Strengthen Trade Relations With Brazil By Importing Their Voting Machines
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‘Feels On Wheels’ Accused Of Exploiting Greens ‘Believe All Women’ Policy Following Gender Transition

November 8, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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Marrickville Plunged Into Lockdown After Child Dressed As Donald Trump Terrifies Residents

November 8, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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PM Discusses Cost-Of-Living Crisis With The King Aboard Billionaire’s Mega-Yacht In The Caribbean

November 4, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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PM Admits $6M Golf Club Grant Was Used To Clean Up Raw Sewage He Left At Lakemba Mosque

November 4, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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PM Looks To Strengthen Trade Relations With Brazil By Importing Their Voting Machines

November 1, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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Albo Backs Two States In Gaza And A One-State Merger For China-Australia

September 23, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Anthony Albanese has used his latest speech to the United Nations to double down on his Gaza two-state obsession while…

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I.C.E DETAINS ALBANESE AS TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON “RADICAL LEFT TERRORISTS”

September 23, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was reportedly detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at a New York airport yesterday,…

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Colbert Advises Kimmel To Get Cancelled Before Emmy’s If He Wants To Win One

September 19, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

In a rare moment of honesty, Stephen Colbert offered some advice to fellow late-night host Jimmy Kimmel after winning an…

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Albanese Champions Inclusivity At pacific Islands Press Conference By Excluding All Pacific Islander Reporters

September 19, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s third attempt at looking busy in the Pacific has backfired spectacularly after every Papua New Guinean…

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Hamas has congratulated Jewish actress Hannah Einbinder for her “courage” in speaking out on stage — before immediately threatening to stone her to death for the dual crimes of speaking publicly and being Jewish.

September 19, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

The congratulatory clip circulated on Hamas-controlled TV before editors blurred out Einbinder’s shoulders, citing indecency. “We support women having a…

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Red Haired Man Delighted To Be Finally Going Grey

September 16, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Cootamundra, NSW Tim Mooney, 38, has been self-conscious about his red hair since a primary school when a bully named…

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‘Tolerant Left’ Says Jacinta Price Is Free To Speak At Utah University Anytime

September 11, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

The “Tolerant Left” have generously announced that Jacinta Nampijinpa Price is welcome to speak at Utah University whenever she likes…

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TikTok Influencer Declares Black Woman Racist for Opposing White Woman’s Racist Policies

September 10, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Canberra Part time Prime Minister Albanese has declared Indigenous Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price racist for daring to oppose Victorian Premier…

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Greta’s Flotilla Arrives in Bondi After Mistaking It For The Gaza Coast

September 10, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

In what experts are calling “a navigational hiccup of historic proportions,” Greta Thunberg’s flotilla, en route to Gaza, somehow ended…

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Hans Moleman Confirms He Was Saying “Albooooo-urns”

September 9, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

It was meant to be a light-hearted appearance at the Hawthorn v GWS clash, but Prime Minister Anthony Albanese walked…

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