WWII Hero Prepares Fresh Batch Of Gingernuts Ahead Of Expected Visit From UK ‘Hate Speech’ Police
LINCOLNSHIRE — 100-year-old World War II veteran Arthur Pritchard spent his morning in quiet defiance today, setting out a tray…
ABC Offers Former BBC Bosses A Job After Impressive Record Of Selective Editing And Context Removal
SYDNEY — The ABC has reportedly offered positions to the former BBC bosses after being “blown away” by their ability…
Police Bluff Defence Expo Protestors Into Leaving After Assuring Them The Weapons Will Only Be Sold To Hamas
Sydney, Australia –NSW Police managed to disperse protestors outside the Indo Pacific International Maritime Exposition by assuring them that the…
Sussan Ley Moves To Expel Andrew Hastie From Liberal Party For Wearing Hugo Boss
In what analysts are calling “the single most convoluted morality crusade of the decade,” Liberal MP Susan Ley has reportedly…
Senator Threatens To Burn Down Parliament House If Peace Gaza Continues
Despite a newly brokered ceasefire, crowds are still marching through the streets of Sydney and Melbourne, chanting and waving signs…
Police Confirm New Route For Tomorrow’s Pro-Palestine Protest…Volcano Included
Sydney — Authorities have officially confirmed a new route for tomorrow’s Pro-Palestine protest, rerouting marchers away from the Opera House…
Skilled Westerner Marries Jihadi To speed Up Visa Process
A highly skilled Danish doctor has reportedly married a jihadi in a desperate bid to fast-track her Australian visa —…
Gay Jewish Graffiti Cleaner A Bit Nervous On This Fitzroy Rooftop, Aye
Locals report a nervous graffiti cleaner taking his time before blasting off a giant “Glory to Hamas” mural in Fitzroy.…
Flotilla Crew Claims They Did Have Aid On Board But Greta Ate It All
In a shocking revelation from the latest Gaza-bound flotilla, crew members insist their ship was packed with aid — but…
Albo Nominates Himself For Nobel Peace Prize After Taking Credit For Trumps Palestinian Peace Negotiations
Anthony Albanese has officially nominated himself for the Nobel Peace Prize, declaring his government’s recognition of a two-state solution has…