PM Snags NDIS Payout After Concluding His Lack of Eye Contact with Wife Must Be Autism
In a stunning breakthrough in government-funded self-diagnosis, the PM has reportedly secured an NDIS payout after deciding his chronic inability…
Government To Simplify Immigration Process
Canberra has unveiled a streamlined citizenship test, now reduced to a single question: “Will you vote Labor?”New arrivals will simply…
Qantas Staff Accuse Albo’s Wife Of Hoarding Eye Masks And Vomit Bags During Honeymoon flight
Sources from Qantas have accused Jodie Albanese of hoarding an excessive number of eye masks and vomit bags on the…
Gov Denies Fly Outbreak Linked To Surge Of Indian Migrants And French Tourist
CANBERRA — The Federal Government has dismissed growing speculation that Australia’s early-summer fly explosion has anything to do with the…
Albo shows Rare Fiscal Discipline After Learning Tax Dollars Can’t be used For His Wedding
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly delivered what could be the cheapest wedding in recorded history, coming in…
Visa On Hold As Tony Burke Still Thoroughly Reviewing Bonnie Blue’s Content
Canberra — Immigration Minister Tony Burke has reportedly entered Day Three of his “full and comprehensive nighttime content-review operation,” refusing…
Pauline Hanson Snags $27 Million Grant After Govt Mistakes Her For ‘National Imams Council’ Rep
In a bureaucratic mix-up, Pauline Hanson reportedly walked off with a $27 million government grant after officials confused her with…
WWII Hero Prepares Fresh Batch Of Gingernuts Ahead Of Expected Visit From UK ‘Hate Speech’ Police
LINCOLNSHIRE — 100-year-old World War II veteran Arthur Pritchard spent his morning in quiet defiance today, setting out a tray…
ABC Offers Former BBC Bosses A Job After Impressive Record Of Selective Editing And Context Removal
SYDNEY — The ABC has reportedly offered positions to the former BBC bosses after being “blown away” by their ability…
Police Bluff Defence Expo Protestors Into Leaving After Assuring Them The Weapons Will Only Be Sold To Hamas
Sydney, Australia –NSW Police managed to disperse protestors outside the Indo Pacific International Maritime Exposition by assuring them that the…