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‘Feels On Wheels’ Accused Of Exploiting Greens ‘Believe All Women’ Policy Following Gender Transition Marrickville Plunged Into Lockdown After Child Dressed As Donald Trump Terrifies Residents PM Discusses Cost-Of-Living Crisis With The King Aboard Billionaire’s Mega-Yacht In The Caribbean PM Admits $6M Golf Club Grant Was Used To Clean Up Raw Sewage He Left At Lakemba Mosque PM Looks To Strengthen Trade Relations With Brazil By Importing Their Voting Machines
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‘Feels On Wheels’ Accused Of Exploiting Greens ‘Believe All Women’ Policy Following Gender Transition

November 8, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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Marrickville Plunged Into Lockdown After Child Dressed As Donald Trump Terrifies Residents

November 8, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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PM Discusses Cost-Of-Living Crisis With The King Aboard Billionaire’s Mega-Yacht In The Caribbean

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PM Admits $6M Golf Club Grant Was Used To Clean Up Raw Sewage He Left At Lakemba Mosque

November 4, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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PM Looks To Strengthen Trade Relations With Brazil By Importing Their Voting Machines

November 1, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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‘Feels On Wheels’ Accused Of Exploiting Greens ‘Believe All Women’ Policy Following Gender Transition
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‘Feels On Wheels’ Accused Of Exploiting Greens ‘Believe All Women’ Policy Following Gender Transition
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Marrickville Plunged Into Lockdown After Child Dressed As Donald Trump Terrifies Residents
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Anti-Health Influencer And Astronaut Who’s Never Left Earth Claim ‘Aussie Greta’ Still Deserves AOTY

February 11, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Australians of the Year Katherine “Yet-to-Go-to-Space” Bennell-Pegg and anti-body-movement influencer Taryn Brumfitt have backed Grace Tame, saying she is just…

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AFL Proposes 2026 Grand Final Will Feature Bollywood Entertainment Sung Entirely in Hindi

February 10, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

The AFL has confirmed the 2026 Grand Final will feature a Bollywood entertainment spectacular sung entirely in Hindi, completing its…

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ABC Movie Critic Fired For ‘Right Wing Extremist’ Views After Giving Pauline Hanson Movie 5 Stars

February 10, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

The ABC was thrown into immediate panic mode last night after movie reviewer Zak Hepburn calmly read out five stars…

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Private Sector Accepts Blame for Rising Inflation After Negotiating More Government Contracts

February 10, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Treasurer Jim Chalmers insists inflation is being driven by “private demand”, a claim delivered with a straight face shortly after…

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Aussie Flag Waver Attacked On Australia Day Recovering Well In Liverpool Hospital Under Fake Alias Muhammad Ali Yusuf Islam

February 10, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

LIVERPOOL, NSW — A proud Australian man allegedly attacked for waving the national flag on Australia Day is recovering in…

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Labor-Appointed RBA Chief Forecasts Rate Hikes, With Dramatic Cut Six Months Before Next Election

February 10, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Michele Bullock, Labor’s hand-picked RBA Chief, is already making moves to keep the economy on life support. Rates are set…

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DJ Albo Pauses Unity Agenda To Drop Holly Valance Diss Track

February 10, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Australia’s Woke PM Anthony Albanese has reportedly suspended his entire Unity Agenda to work on a diss track aimed at…

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Andrew Hastie has been spotted in Tarocash after Libs warned his Hugo Boss suits could now breach the hate laws he just voted for.

February 8, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Days earlier, he vowed not to back the legislation. Then he did, handing Albanese exactly what he needed. Hugo Boss,…

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Major Parties Unite To Declare One Nation A “Hate Group” Following Poll Surge

January 20, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Labor and the Coalition have put decades of hatred aside to focus on what really matters: stopping One Nation before…

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RFK Jr Blames Microplastics For Making New Barbie Doll Autistic

January 18, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

RFK Jr has claimed that microplastics are responsible for the new Barbie doll’s autism. “These tiny bits of plastic are…

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