Politicians Flood Social Media With Their “Comedy” Skits To Push Under-16s Offline
Australia’s new under-16 social media ban has barely begun, but politicians have already taken matters into their own hands—by flooding…
PM Vows To Crack Down On Labor Tax Spending As Soon As The $130M Direct Road To His Waterfront Mansion Is Complete
Prime Minister Temu Trotsky has promised to finally stop Labor’s tax waste — scheduled to begin once the $130 million…
Anika Wells Dodges Travel Expense Questions By Flying To Maldives For ‘Heaps Urgent’ Meeting
Communications Minister Anika (Skyworker) Wells has reportedly taken to the skies once again, this time jetting off to the Maldives…
PM Snags NDIS Payout After Concluding His Lack of Eye Contact with Wife Must Be Autism
In a stunning breakthrough in government-funded self-diagnosis, the PM has reportedly secured an NDIS payout after deciding his chronic inability…
Government To Simplify Immigration Process
Canberra has unveiled a streamlined citizenship test, now reduced to a single question: “Will you vote Labor?”New arrivals will simply…
Qantas Staff Accuse Albo’s Wife Of Hoarding Eye Masks And Vomit Bags During Honeymoon flight
Sources from Qantas have accused Jodie Albanese of hoarding an excessive number of eye masks and vomit bags on the…
Gov Denies Fly Outbreak Linked To Surge Of Indian Migrants And French Tourist
CANBERRA — The Federal Government has dismissed growing speculation that Australia’s early-summer fly explosion has anything to do with the…
Albo shows Rare Fiscal Discipline After Learning Tax Dollars Can’t be used For His Wedding
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly delivered what could be the cheapest wedding in recorded history, coming in…
Visa On Hold As Tony Burke Still Thoroughly Reviewing Bonnie Blue’s Content
Canberra — Immigration Minister Tony Burke has reportedly entered Day Three of his “full and comprehensive nighttime content-review operation,” refusing…
Pauline Hanson Snags $27 Million Grant After Govt Mistakes Her For ‘National Imams Council’ Rep
In a bureaucratic mix-up, Pauline Hanson reportedly walked off with a $27 million government grant after officials confused her with…