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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
PM Rejects Monoculture: “How Am I Meant To Divide The Nation If Everyone Sees Themselves As One?”
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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
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A highly skilled Danish doctor has reportedly married a jihadi in a desperate bid to fast-track her Australian visa —…

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October 12, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Locals report a nervous graffiti cleaner taking his time before blasting off a giant “Glory to Hamas” mural in Fitzroy.…

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October 7, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

In a shocking revelation from the latest Gaza-bound flotilla, crew members insist their ship was packed with aid — but…

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Albo Nominates Himself For Nobel Peace Prize After Taking Credit For Trumps Palestinian Peace Negotiations

October 7, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Anthony Albanese has officially nominated himself for the Nobel Peace Prize, declaring his government’s recognition of a two-state solution has…

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Tony Burke Rejects Claims He Campaigned To Palestinian Arrivals

October 7, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Labor heavyweight Tony Burke has brushed off accusations he was campaigning at Sydney Airport to welcome newly arrived Palestinian families,…

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Victoria’s Diversity Commissioner Claims There Aren’t Enough Men in Women’s Prisons

October 1, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Victoria’s Diversity Commissioner has caused a stir by claiming that women’s prisons don’t have enough men. According to the state’s…

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Albanese Ditches Republic Plan After Learning Presidents Have Term Limits

September 30, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

In yet another stunning twist of honesty-optional politics, Anthony Albanese has quietly shelved his big “Republic push” — not because…

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Donald Trump’s latest “rambling” UN address has been confirmed as ironclad truth after both the ABC and Beijing hurried to dismiss it.

September 28, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

The ABC’s fact-check desk, which usually spends its days warning that climate change will soon cause boiling oceans, flying spiders,…

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Autism Report Turns Out To Be Just Greta’s Mum’s Old Medical Records

September 28, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

In what is being hailed as the most confusing piece of “science” in recent memory, a so-called autism report tied…

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September 23, 2025 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has capped off his whirlwind trip to New York with what his office is hailing as…

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