Labor Announces Citizenships To Be Granted With All Party Donations Using Promo Code “SALAM”
CANBERRA — With One Nation’s “Fire The Liar” fundraising campaign reportedly surpassing $2.3 million, Labor has unveiled a bold new…
Drive Home Leaves PM’s Wife Re-Examining His “Just Friends” Response About Alan Joyce
COPACABANA — A drive through the Prime Minister’s new hometown has reportedly left his wife revisiting his famous “just friends”…
PM Claims “Ditch The Witch” Billboards Are Sexist Towards Whatever A Woman Is
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has condemned Melbourne’s controversial “Ditch The Witch” billboards as a sexist attack on women,…
ABC Proves It Cares About Jewish Hostages After Releasing Charlie Pickering Unscathed
MELBOURNE — The ABC has rejected claims it paid insufficient attention to Jewish hostages during the Gaza conflict after successfully…
Man Seeking Escape From Reality Spends Weekend Watching Anna Cody Clips
Gold Coast — Local weekend warrior Darren McGrath says his attempt to temporarily escape reality with a traditional combination of…
ABC Announces Roxanne Tickle As Host Of New Podcast For Women
SYDNEY — The ABC has announced Roxanne Tickle as host of its new podcast about women, Female AF, after executives…
“Temu Trotsky” Concedes “Aldi Abbott” Would Have Been Catchier
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly admitted he may have missed a golden opportunity after branding Angus Taylor…
ABC Autism Podcast Authenticity Questioned After Host Reveals She Only Likes Auschwitz Trains
SYDNEY — The ABC has defended its decision to appoint Grace Tame as host of its new autism podcast after…
Nation Shocked After Communists Run Out Of Other People’s Money
Australia has been left stunned after officials confirmed the government has once again exhausted the supply of other people’s money…
Closeted Gay Man Also Lies About Other Things
The PM has denied accusations he misled voters over negative gearing changes, insisting Australians simply “misunderstood the advanced metaphorical nature”…