Latest Poll Shows PM In Freefall, But Still Popular Amongst Hamas Supporters
CANBERRA — Labor has moved quickly to calm supporters after a new poll showed Pauline Hanson overtaking Anthony Albanese as…
Socialist Man In Dress Who Yelled “Die Pauline” Immediately Offered Job At ABC
A socialist protester who allegedly yelled “Die Pauline” outside a One Nation event has reportedly been offered a job at…
“Did He Though?” PM Calls For Proof Elon Actually Raised A Trillion Dollars
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has called for proof that Elon Musk has actually become a trillionaire, after Elon…
Labor Announces Citizenships To Be Granted With All Party Donations Using Promo Code “SALAM”
CANBERRA — With One Nation’s “Fire The Liar” fundraising campaign reportedly surpassing $2.3 million, Labor has unveiled a bold new…
Drive Home Leaves PM’s Wife Re-Examining His “Just Friends” Response About Alan Joyce
COPACABANA — A drive through the Prime Minister’s new hometown has reportedly left his wife revisiting his famous “just friends”…
PM Claims “Ditch The Witch” Billboards Are Sexist Towards Whatever A Woman Is
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has condemned Melbourne’s controversial “Ditch The Witch” billboards as a sexist attack on women,…
ABC Proves It Cares About Jewish Hostages After Releasing Charlie Pickering Unscathed
MELBOURNE — The ABC has rejected claims it paid insufficient attention to Jewish hostages during the Gaza conflict after successfully…
Man Seeking Escape From Reality Spends Weekend Watching Anna Cody Clips
Gold Coast — Local weekend warrior Darren McGrath says his attempt to temporarily escape reality with a traditional combination of…
ABC Announces Roxanne Tickle As Host Of New Podcast For Women
SYDNEY — The ABC has announced Roxanne Tickle as host of its new podcast about women, Female AF, after executives…
“Temu Trotsky” Concedes “Aldi Abbott” Would Have Been Catchier
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly admitted he may have missed a golden opportunity after branding Angus Taylor…