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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader PM Rejects Monoculture: “How Am I Meant To Divide The Nation If Everyone Sees Themselves As One?” PM Who Promised No Greens Deals Announces Exciting New Greens Deal Starmer Blames Forced Resignation On Being Publicly Backed By Albo Left-Wing Media Accuses Pauline Hanson Of Not Wanting To Destroy Australia
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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
PM Rejects Monoculture: “How Am I Meant To Divide The Nation If Everyone Sees Themselves As One?”
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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
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Karl Denies Right-Leaning Podcast Narrative, Citing Previous Interview With Communist Muslim Leader
PM Rejects Monoculture: “How Am I Meant To Divide The Nation If Everyone Sees Themselves As One?”
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PM Rejects Monoculture: “How Am I Meant To Divide The Nation If Everyone Sees Themselves As One?”
PM Who Promised No Greens Deals Announces Exciting New Greens Deal
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Starmer Blames Forced Resignation On Being Publicly Backed By Albo
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Labor Announces Citizenships To Be Granted With All Party Donations Using Promo Code “SALAM”

June 19, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

CANBERRA — With One Nation’s “Fire The Liar” fundraising campaign reportedly surpassing $2.3 million, Labor has unveiled a bold new…

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Drive Home Leaves PM’s Wife Re-Examining His “Just Friends” Response About Alan Joyce

June 19, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

COPACABANA — A drive through the Prime Minister’s new hometown has reportedly left his wife revisiting his famous “just friends”…

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PM Claims “Ditch The Witch” Billboards Are Sexist Towards Whatever A Woman Is

June 8, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has condemned Melbourne’s controversial “Ditch The Witch” billboards as a sexist attack on women,…

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ABC Proves It Cares About Jewish Hostages After Releasing Charlie Pickering Unscathed

June 8, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

MELBOURNE — The ABC has rejected claims it paid insufficient attention to Jewish hostages during the Gaza conflict after successfully…

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Man Seeking Escape From Reality Spends Weekend Watching Anna Cody Clips

June 6, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Gold Coast — Local weekend warrior Darren McGrath says his attempt to temporarily escape reality with a traditional combination of…

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ABC Announces Roxanne Tickle As Host Of New Podcast For Women

June 5, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

SYDNEY — The ABC has announced Roxanne Tickle as host of its new podcast about women, Female AF, after executives…

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“Temu Trotsky” Concedes “Aldi Abbott” Would Have Been Catchier

June 5, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly admitted he may have missed a golden opportunity after branding Angus Taylor…

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ABC Autism Podcast Authenticity Questioned After Host Reveals She Only Likes Auschwitz Trains

June 5, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

SYDNEY — The ABC has defended its decision to appoint Grace Tame as host of its new autism podcast after…

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Nation Shocked After Communists Run Out Of Other People’s Money

May 13, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Australia has been left stunned after officials confirmed the government has once again exhausted the supply of other people’s money…

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Closeted Gay Man Also Lies About Other Things

May 13, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

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