Communists Baffled After Their Economic Policies Wreck Economy
CANBERRA — Treasurer Jim Chalmers and Prime Minister Anthony Albanese say they’re “struggling to understand” why inflation and interest rates…
Trump Convinces Aus Gov To Accept Iranian Players After Saying They’re ISiS Brides
In an extraordinary diplomatic intervention, former US President Donald Trump reportedly persuaded the Australian government to grant visas to several…
PM Gives AFL Broadcaster Ramadan Crowd Audio To Play Over Any Future ‘Boooos’
The Prime Minister has reportedly handed AFL broadcasters audio of a cheering Ramadan crowd to cover any future stadium ‘booooos’…
Politicians Who Branded Half The Country ‘Filth’ And ‘Dark Forces’ Call To Stop Division
In a bold new unity push, the same politicians who recently described millions of Australians as “filth” and agents of…
Pauline Hanson Clarifies She Only Dislikes Muslims She’s Met
Pauline Hanson has moved to clarify her recent comments about Muslims, insisting that her disapproval only applies to “the Muslims…
Mufti Day Rebranded To ‘Dress As A Mufti’ Day
Mufti Day has officially been rebranded ‘Dress As A Mufti’ Day after months of confusion over what “mufti” actually means.…
Anti-Health Influencer And Astronaut Who’s Never Left Earth Claim ‘Aussie Greta’ Still Deserves AOTY
Australians of the Year Katherine “Yet-to-Go-to-Space” Bennell-Pegg and anti-body-movement influencer Taryn Brumfitt have backed Grace Tame, saying she is just…
AFL Proposes 2026 Grand Final Will Feature Bollywood Entertainment Sung Entirely in Hindi
The AFL has confirmed the 2026 Grand Final will feature a Bollywood entertainment spectacular sung entirely in Hindi, completing its…
ABC Movie Critic Fired For ‘Right Wing Extremist’ Views After Giving Pauline Hanson Movie 5 Stars
The ABC was thrown into immediate panic mode last night after movie reviewer Zak Hepburn calmly read out five stars…
Private Sector Accepts Blame for Rising Inflation After Negotiating More Government Contracts
Treasurer Jim Chalmers insists inflation is being driven by “private demand”, a claim delivered with a straight face shortly after…