Man Seeking Escape From Reality Spends Weekend Watching Anna Cody Clips
Gold Coast — Local weekend warrior Darren McGrath says his attempt to temporarily escape reality with a traditional combination of…
ABC Announces Roxanne Tickle As Host Of New Podcast For Women
SYDNEY — The ABC has announced Roxanne Tickle as host of its new podcast about women, Female AF, after executives…
“Temu Trotsky” Concedes “Aldi Abbott” Would Have Been Catchier
CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly admitted he may have missed a golden opportunity after branding Angus Taylor…
ABC Autism Podcast Authenticity Questioned After Host Reveals She Only Likes Auschwitz Trains
SYDNEY — The ABC has defended its decision to appoint Grace Tame as host of its new autism podcast after…
Nation Shocked After Communists Run Out Of Other People’s Money
Australia has been left stunned after officials confirmed the government has once again exhausted the supply of other people’s money…
Closeted Gay Man Also Lies About Other Things
The PM has denied accusations he misled voters over negative gearing changes, insisting Australians simply “misunderstood the advanced metaphorical nature”…
ABC Staff Offered Mental Health Day Following One Nation Victory
ABC management has reportedly offered staff a paid mental health day following the shock One Nation victory in the Farrer…
Wong Slams Libs For Preferencing One Nation After Pauline Threatens To Deport Her If Elected
Penny Wong has slammed the Liberals for preferencing One Nation, calling it “un-Australian” — just days after Pauline Hanson joked…
PM Investigated For Islamophobia After Defecating In Mosque
LAKEMBA — The Prime Minister is reportedly being investigated for Islamophobia following an “unfortunate incident” during his visit to a…
Prominent Muslim Leaders Verbally Assaulted By Own Community
LAKEMBA — Prominent Muslim leaders Albo n Burke, were reportedly verbally assaulted by their own community today, despite giving $27…