CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has called for proof that Elon Musk has actually become a trillionaire, after Elon celebrated by taking his diesel car for a spin uphill.

“Did he though?” Albanese asked. “Did he actually raise a trillion dollars? Or is this just another fake online total, like One Nation’s Fire The Liar campaign that definitely hasn’t raised over $3.2 million?”

Musk responded by saying he’d happily audit his businesses if they could then take a quick look through the Australian Government.

The Prime Minister has since clarified that proof is no longer necessary.

“Actually, don’t worry about it,” he said. “We believe Elon.”

By Bellend Times Editorial Desk

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