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‘Feels On Wheels’ Accused Of Exploiting Greens ‘Believe All Women’ Policy Following Gender Transition Marrickville Plunged Into Lockdown After Child Dressed As Donald Trump Terrifies Residents PM Discusses Cost-Of-Living Crisis With The King Aboard Billionaire’s Mega-Yacht In The Caribbean PM Admits $6M Golf Club Grant Was Used To Clean Up Raw Sewage He Left At Lakemba Mosque PM Looks To Strengthen Trade Relations With Brazil By Importing Their Voting Machines
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‘Feels On Wheels’ Accused Of Exploiting Greens ‘Believe All Women’ Policy Following Gender Transition

November 8, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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November 8, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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PM Looks To Strengthen Trade Relations With Brazil By Importing Their Voting Machines

November 1, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk
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Chris Bowen Defends Excise Hike On Legal Tobacco While Blaming Firebombings On Global Warming

September 10, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen has defended the Government’s latest tobacco excise hike, insisting the best way to defeat tobacco…

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The ‘tolerant’ Left has unveiled its bold new strategy for defeating One Nation

August 31, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

The ‘tolerant’ Left has unveiled its bold new strategy for defeating One Nation: threaten with murder and hope nobody notices…

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PM Questions Staff On Why They Failed To ‘Like’ His ‘Right To Disconnect’ Post Over The Weekend

August 31, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

CANBERRA — Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has reportedly gone off at his 245 personal staff after almost none of them…

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WA Premier Labels Voters ‘Sexist’ For Failing To Hear Female Candidate He Spoke On Behalf Of

August 31, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

SECRET HARBOUR — Australian politics has been rocked after One Nation secured a historic by-election victory in Secret Harbour —…

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Andrew Hastie Spotted Handing Out Labor How-To-Vote Cards at Secret Harbour By-Election

August 31, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Federal Liberal MP Andrew Hastie has reportedly been spotted handing out Labor how-to-vote cards at the Secret Harbour by-election, in…

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Labor Slashes Refugee Intake By Half Before Doubling It

August 31, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

CANBERRA — Labor has once again demonstrated why it is Australia’s great party of unity by agreeing to halve the…

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Student Who Skipped Protest To Attend Class Placed On Government “Far Right” Watchlist

August 16, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Melbourne— A student who made the extraordinary decision to attend class instead of joining Thursday’s anti-Pauline Hanson protest has reportedly…

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Coalition’s Vow To Fight One Nation Pays Off As Voters Return To Labor

July 6, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Liberal MP Andrew Hastie’s attacks on One Nation have paid off spectacularly, with the latest Newspoll showing voters returning to…

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Immigration Minister Bans Karl Stefanovic From Returning Home Until He Apologises And Pledges Allegiance To ISIS

July 6, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

Immigration Minister Tony Burke has confirmed Karl Stefanovic cannot return to Australia until he apologises and proves he is “at…

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ABC Suggests Karl’s Guests Should Be More Inclusive And Tolerant Towards Grooming Gangs

July 6, 2026 Bellend Times Editorial Desk

ABC Suggests Karl’s Guests Should Be More Inclusive And Tolerant Towards Grooming Gangs ABC reporter Sarah Ferguson has suggested Karl…

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